Plan of action: Brown trout fishing in New Zealand

Look back, 

As far as you can, 

And then ahead, 

But not too far, 

That you step, 

Off the ledge, 

Just beneath, 

Your nose, 

Or miss the fish, 

Of a lifetime, 

Just under,

In front, 

Of your,

Fu*k@$! Face.

- Plan of action: Brown trout fishing in New Zealand